• I'm a reluctant country girl.
• I have no clue how to fix anything.
• I can't garden.
• I panic when I see animal tracks.
• My hundred-year-old house in the country is haunted.
• I'm terrified of my basement.
• When the wind blows hard, I start gathering candles frantically.
• I can't cook.
• The barking of a dog triggers intense anxiety attacks.
• Wind chimes inevitably mean intruders.

This should be an adventure.